Bar Culture Observer Gifts

Boy Meets Girl, Girl Meets Boy, Both Are Terrified

Pina Coladas

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"An everything Martini, please."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

Ostrich Bar

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Frog and Princess in Bar

"Thank you, Sir."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

Raw Piano Bar

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"Do they look tired to you?"

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"'Ere -what's YOUR problem...?"