Bar Culture Fan Gifts

'I must warn you, I know tai chi. We can step outside and settle it like men, but it will have to be in slow motion.'

"Let it go, Damien. He's nobody, and you're a minor figure."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

'I'm a 'son-of-a-bitch' on my Mother's side.'

Doug suddenly realizes why he's the only dog wearing a collar.

Pina Coladas

"An everything Martini, please."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Complementary Beverages

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

Ostrich Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Frog and Princess in Bar

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"Do they look tired to you?"

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

Raw Piano Bar

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

"Thank you, Sir."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.