"Hey, I love what you've done with the office."
Bar Scene Fanatic Gifts
Looking for a gift for your bar scene fanatic? Discover a range of clever, humor-filled products that capture the lively spirit of nightlife. From quirky mugs to stylish prints, find something that will make their nights even more memorable.
"I thought it came with an acorn."
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
"An everything Martini, please."
"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."
"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."
'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'
'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'
"Why so grim, handsome?"
Last Chance For Reality
"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."
"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"
"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"
"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."
"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"
The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.
'How about a nice saloon?'
The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"
"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."
A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar
"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."
'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'
Ostrich Bar
'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'
Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!
Raw Piano Bar
"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."
"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."
'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'
"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"
Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.
"Do they look tired to you?"
Frog and Princess in Bar
'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'
Victorian woman at a bar.
Bar Scene Fanatic Gifts Collection
Bar Scene Fanatic Mugs
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Bar Scene Fanatic Pillows
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Bar Scene Fanatic Prints
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Bar Scene Fanatic T-Shirts
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