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Raw Piano Bar

'Funny, you don't look Jurassic.'

"In actual fact, most pubs these days cater for kids." (Toddler served milk at bar).

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Pina Coladas

"An everything Martini, please."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Last Chance For Reality

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'How about a nice saloon?'

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

Ostrich Bar

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"Do they look tired to you?"

Frog and Princess in Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"Thank you, Sir."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'