Bar Culture Enthusiast Mugs

Raw Piano Bar

'Funny, you don't look Jurassic.'

"In actual fact, most pubs these days cater for kids." (Toddler served milk at bar).

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Pina Coladas

"An everything Martini, please."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Last Chance For Reality

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

'How about a nice saloon?'

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

Ostrich Bar

"Thank you, Sir."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Frog and Princess in Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'