Bar Culture Lover Mugs

"An everything Martini, please."

Hat Drink

Pina Coladas

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

Ostrich Bar

"Do they look tired to you?"

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Frog and Princess in Bar

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Raw Piano Bar

"Thank you, Sir."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."