Bar Culture Lover Pillows

"An everything Martini, please."

Hat Drink

Pina Coladas

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

Ostrich Bar

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

Raw Piano Bar

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"Thank you, Sir."

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Frog and Princess in Bar

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'