Bar Culture Explorer Mugs

Wordilly Durdillies - A Baah Baah stool

'No ice.'

Pina Coladas

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"An everything Martini, please."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"So, do you come here often?"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

Ostrich Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"Do they look tired to you?"

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

'Another martini please.'

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"Thank you, Sir."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Raw Piano Bar

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

"'Ere -what's YOUR problem...?"