Bar Culture Explorer Gifts

Wordilly Durdillies - A Baah Baah stool

'No ice.'

Pina Coladas

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"An everything Martini, please."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"So, do you come here often?"

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

Ostrich Bar

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

'Another martini please.'

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

Raw Piano Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

"Thank you, Sir."

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

"'Ere -what's YOUR problem...?"