Pub Culture Explorer Gifts

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Beer Stall

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"An everything Martini, please."

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

"Another flue shot, Larry.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Redhead

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

Quiz Night...