Pub Culture Connoisseur Gifts

Modern scrounger drinking what has once gone through the historical man

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

Professional woman in pub

"Walking to the pub takes me 5 minutes, but 20 minutes to walk home." "The difference is staggering."

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

"Your shout!"

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

The Reaper's Arms

'It's your round.'

"Not quite what I meant when I said your presentation should include a bar chart."

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"I feel a draft."

"Excuse me - could you direct me to a grass verge..?"

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.