Pub Culture Connoisseur Prints

Modern scrounger drinking what has once gone through the historical man

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

City Boy.

'I know it's gassy...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

"Walking to the pub takes me 5 minutes, but 20 minutes to walk home." "The difference is staggering."

Professional woman in pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

The Reaper's Arms

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

"Your shout!"

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

"Not quite what I meant when I said your presentation should include a bar chart."

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

'I haven't had too much at the pub - one packet of salt-and-vinegar and a cheese-and-onion.'

William Tell Overture

"Excuse me - could you direct me to a grass verge..?"

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.