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'I must warn you, I know tai chi. We can step outside and settle it like men, but it will have to be in slow motion.'

"Let it go, Damien. He's nobody, and you're a minor figure."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

'I'm a 'son-of-a-bitch' on my Mother's side.'

Pina Coladas

"An everything Martini, please."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Complementary Beverages

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

Ostrich Bar

"Thank you, Sir."

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Frog and Princess in Bar

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Raw Piano Bar

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!