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"I'm making an effort to limit my dependence on foreign vodka.

"Make it one for my baby and one more for the road. And while you're at it I'll have one, too."

Pina Coladas

"An everything Martini, please."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

Frog and Princess in Bar

"Thank you, Sir."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

Raw Piano Bar

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

'Damn early birds.'

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

No, we don't serve rubbing alcohol.

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"'Ere -what's YOUR problem...?"

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'I guess we're both out of luck. You like girls with big boobs, and I like a man with brains and halfway decent looks.'

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

Cocktail Franks

"In actual fact, most pubs these days cater for kids." (Toddler served milk at bar).