Bar Scene Appreciator Gifts

"We've met."

'It can't fail!'

'I guess we're both out of luck. You like girls with big boobs, and I like a man with brains and halfway decent looks.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Please don't make me call the bouncer. It would be much more satisfying to call the police. ! !

Right that's it...you've had enough Bloody Marys!

"No, no, no, you are wrong! My wife comes back from her mother next Friday not today!"

"Come on. You've been nursing that pint for hours!"

"An everything Martini, please."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"Do they look tired to you?"

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Raw Piano Bar

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Frog and Princess in Bar

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

Beer

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."