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"That's disgusting! Do you darts ever think about anything else? � And four of you, at that!"

Happy Hour - No Smell of Cooking

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Beer Stall

"An everything Martini, please."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Another flue shot, Larry.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Redhead

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)