Bar Lovers Pillows

'You look familiar, have we met?'

"An everything Martini, please."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

Raw Piano Bar

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"Do they look tired to you?"

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'These drinks have been watered down.'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

Beer

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."