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'You look familiar, have we met?'

"An everything Martini, please."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Raw Piano Bar

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'These drinks have been watered down.'

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

Beer

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

"It's Olive isn't it?"