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'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'The news on tv is SO depressing, I've decided to stop watching it.' 'Is that permitted?!'

'Single or double?'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I think we may be related!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

"An everything Martini, please."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

His & hers towels.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"You lack spontaniety."

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

Pint

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

Ostrich Bar

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'Just too many choices.'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

The First Roast Chicken.

Raw Piano Bar

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."