Bar Lover Gifts

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'The news on tv is SO depressing, I've decided to stop watching it.' 'Is that permitted?!'

'Single or double?'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I think we may be related!"

"An everything Martini, please."

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

His & hers towels.

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"You lack spontaniety."

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

Pint

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

'Just too many choices.'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.