Quirky Bar Lover Gifts

Unhappy Hour at the Masochist.

"An everything Martini, please."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Frog and Princess in Bar

Raw Piano Bar

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"Dammit, Hopkins... It's the fiscal new year!"

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'These drinks have been watered down.'

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

"You're Bard!"

Beer

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"To the lady in the harbor."

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Bad Hare Day

'Single or double?'

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

"In actual fact, most pubs these days cater for kids." (Toddler served milk at bar).

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

Mobile phone in bar asking for a pint of beer

"If that's the chief medical officer I'm not here."

"Let's have some fun, guys -- Let's walk into a bar."

"Apparently, fifty is the new unemployed."

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

"That comes with some peanuts in a galosh."

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?