Quirky Bar Enthusiasts Gifts

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

Raw Piano Bar

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Frog and Princess in Bar

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

'Damn early birds.'

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'The usual, Mr, H'

"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."

"Well, thank you, I'd love to. Are the Himalayas far?"