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Black Hole Saloon. Darkness Hour Sunset to closing.

Cow Pinatas

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Raw Piano Bar

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"Do they look tired to you?"

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Frog and Princess in Bar

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'Damn early birds.'

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'The usual, Mr, H'

"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."