Quirky Bar Lover Mugs

Unhappy Hour at the Masochist.

"An everything Martini, please."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"Dammit, Hopkins... It's the fiscal new year!"

Raw Piano Bar

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Frog and Princess in Bar

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'These drinks have been watered down.'

Beer

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

"You're Bard!"

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

"To the lady in the harbor."

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"Let's have some fun, guys -- Let's walk into a bar."

Mobile phone in bar asking for a pint of beer

"In actual fact, most pubs these days cater for kids." (Toddler served milk at bar).

"If that's the chief medical officer I'm not here."

'Single or double?'

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

Bad Hare Day

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

"Apparently, fifty is the new unemployed."

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?

"...And then I forgot where I put my memory stick!"