Quirky Bar Goer Mugs

"Why - do I LOOK absorbent?"

Mobile phone in bar asking for a pint of beer

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

The devil you know and his plus one

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

'The first cocktail.'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

Frog and Princess in Bar

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Raw Piano Bar

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"You're Bard!"

'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

"What the...some jerk licked the salt off all these pretzels."

"I couldn't help overhearing what you ladies said about all the chlorine in the toilet water, and I could not agree more."

Bad Hare Day

"In actual fact, most pubs these days cater for kids." (Toddler served milk at bar).

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'