"Just water for me I'm the designated driver."
Quirky Bar Frequenters Mugs
Discover witty mugs crafted for your favorite bar lover. Perfect for coffee breaks or evening drinks at home, these mugs bring humor and personality to every sip.
Cow Pinatas
Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e
'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'
His & hers towels.
They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,
The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.
"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."
"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"
"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."
"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."
Frog and Princess in Bar
'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'
"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."
"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."
Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.
"You're Bard!"
'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''
'Damn early birds.'
"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"
Bad Hare Day
Mobile phone in bar asking for a pint of beer
"I couldn't help overhearing what you ladies said about all the chlorine in the toilet water, and I could not agree more."
"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."
"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"
"No more for him, he has to drive."
"We met in the Galapagos."
'In my nightmare, this little guy in a pith helmet keeps trying to book me on a safari.'
All I'm sayin is let he who has not driven naked and stoned cast the first stone...
Kangaroos enjoy a drink during 'Hoppy hour'.
"You know me, Ray. I don't get mad... I get even. Then, as a rule, I get incarcerated. And THEN I get mad."
"She always goes for the wrong guy."
"I should give myself up... I'm a bad habit!"
Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.
"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."
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