Quirky Bar Frequenters Pillows

"Just water for me I'm the designated driver."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

His & hers towels.

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Frog and Princess in Bar

'Damn early birds.'

"You're Bard!"

"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

Mobile phone in bar asking for a pint of beer

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

"I couldn't help overhearing what you ladies said about all the chlorine in the toilet water, and I could not agree more."

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

Bad Hare Day

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

"We met in the Galapagos."

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."

"She always goes for the wrong guy."

'In my nightmare, this little guy in a pith helmet keeps trying to book me on a safari.'

"I should give myself up... I'm a bad habit!"

All I'm sayin is let he who has not driven naked and stoned cast the first stone...

"You know me, Ray. I don't get mad... I get even. Then, as a rule, I get incarcerated. And THEN I get mad."

Kangaroos enjoy a drink during 'Hoppy hour'.

"I thought it came with an acorn."