Quirky Bar Goers Pillows

"She always goes for the wrong guy."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Frog and Princess in Bar

'Damn early birds.'

"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."

"You're Bard!"

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

"I couldn't help overhearing what you ladies said about all the chlorine in the toilet water, and I could not agree more."

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

Bad Hare Day

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

Mobile phone in bar asking for a pint of beer

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

"We met in the Galapagos."

'In my nightmare, this little guy in a pith helmet keeps trying to book me on a safari.'

"I should give myself up... I'm a bad habit!"

Kangaroos enjoy a drink during 'Hoppy hour'.

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

All I'm sayin is let he who has not driven naked and stoned cast the first stone...

Trendy new La Croix flavors

'Hey baby, how'd ya like to spend a night on Bald Mountain?'

At the flies' bar: 'When I was a young maggot, I dreamed of becoming an Airbus!'

"You know how to make a painkiller?"