Pub Goer Antics Pillows

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

"What other tricks does he need?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

Dog Bar with Toilets.

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Me too! Let's get some beers!"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

Over-reaction Man.

'His idea of healthy living is going to the pub in his tracksuit.'

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

Cold Beers and Skiers

'I brew it myself.'

'I think she just whispered those three little words in his ear - Time,Gentlemen,Please!'

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

'I'm not in if that's my best friend.'

'A shared sense of humour is vital for a happy relationship... As I discovered the day my wife stopped laughing.'

"I love people-watching."

REAL ALE for one pint only

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"Harpy Hour."

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."