Pub Goer Antics Gifts

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Dog Bar with Toilets.

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Me too! Let's get some beers!"

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

Cold Beers and Skiers

'His idea of healthy living is going to the pub in his tracksuit.'

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

Over-reaction Man.

'I brew it myself.'

'I think she just whispered those three little words in his ear - Time,Gentlemen,Please!'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

Live soccer today.

'A shared sense of humour is vital for a happy relationship... As I discovered the day my wife stopped laughing.'

No caption. (A cowboy heads toward the swinging doors of a saloon as a cat goes toward a smaller version of the same entrance).

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

I'm going out for a while. Keep an eye on things.

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

"I love people-watching."

REAL ALE for one pint only

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'