Pub Goer Gifts

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Nine lives is great, but the inheritance tax is what kills you."

' I was thinking of celebrating St. Patrick's day in the old country, but then I remembered... I have no family left over there.'

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

"You gotta multiply dog years by seven, pal."

"Piano Bar"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"The days of the bartender-psychologist are over, but I can help if you have any software problems."

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'Give them lager and sunglasses.'

'Oh, Alright then - one for the road.'

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

'He goes without saying - usually to the pub' (woman to marriage counselor)

Beer serving suggestions

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

A pot of darts players

"So, if it's not food colouring, how did you make my bologna sandwich green?"

"Yeah? Well, I happen to know that you're not supposed to be in here, either."

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

"I hardly think a transition team is necessary, Ed, in order to switch from beer to Scotch."

"Got any more popcorn?"

"Two martinis straight up, Louis, and some good republican pork rinds."

"No offense, but I don't need any new friends."

"You never used to have to ask for a glass."

"This is fun."

"You wanna take this o-u-t-s-i-d-e?"

"Me too! Let's get some beers!"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"I'm one of the best singer-songwriters ever to go into accounting."

"I love people-watching."

"I may be domesticated but I do have a wild side."

"Run for your life - all the lesbians have gone straight!"

REAL ALE for one pint only

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