Pub Frequenter Gifts

a drink at the pub

Proof: Cats are more independent, but dogs are man's best friend.

"I'm thinking of turning green..."

Drunken hamster at the bar says to the Easter Bunny: 'You got lucky, Bunny. Things could've been so different for the Harvest Festival Hamster.'

'My wife was psychic and divorced me over an affair I hadn't had yet.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Family Pub - with Granddad, Granny, Parents, kids & baby all stumbling out drunkenly.

'All this identity theft is making my job very difficult!'

"Of the thousands of parole officers in this country, I get the one who's also a part-time veterinarian!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"I think we may be related!"

City Boy.

'I know it's gassy...'

"It feels good to unwind..."

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"What other tricks does he need?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'