Bar Frequenters Gifts

"Why only 'bag dog'? You never hear 'bad cat', 'bad horse', 'bad cow'..."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

His & hers towels.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"What on earth do they find to talk about?"

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Frog and Princess in Bar

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"I'm thinking of turning green..."

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

'Damn early birds.'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'