Pub Patrons Gifts

'Sorry folks; economics forced a change of venue.'

'Think globally, drink locally.'

"Don't tell me... Beer with hops!"

"I'm wondering how you've achieved your special effects."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

Regulars' Earphones

'You won't let me go down the pub at night. . . now you won't let me have my friends round.'

'Let's keep it simple -- stop serving me when you run out of beer.'

'I wonder if there's a state where no marriages are recognized.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'I know it's gassy...'

"It feels good to unwind..."

"I think we may be related!"

City Boy.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'You can't come in here with that.'

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."