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'Sorry folks; economics forced a change of venue.'

'Think globally, drink locally.'

"Don't tell me... Beer with hops!"

"I'm wondering how you've achieved your special effects."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

Regulars' Earphones

'You won't let me go down the pub at night. . . now you won't let me have my friends round.'

'Let's keep it simple -- stop serving me when you run out of beer.'

'I wonder if there's a state where no marriages are recognized.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"I think we may be related!"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

Men's fragrances...

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'