Pub Punters Gifts

'Now we know why they call this the SNUG!'

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"What other tricks does he need?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Surreal ale

'The Saxon King' pub

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

Dog Bar with Toilets.

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Me too! Let's get some beers!"

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Fancy a swift half?'

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

"Ignore gordon. He's had a snootfull."

'His idea of healthy living is going to the pub in his tracksuit.'

'Just too many choices.'

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

'I brew it myself.'