Pub Punters Mugs

'Now we know why they call this the SNUG!'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'The Saxon King' pub

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Surreal ale

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Dog Bar with Toilets.

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Fancy a swift half?'

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

"Me too! Let's get some beers!"

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'His idea of healthy living is going to the pub in his tracksuit.'

Cold Beers and Skiers

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

To tell you the truth, I find it hard to be sympathetic for the plight of the beer vampire.

"Ignore gordon. He's had a snootfull."

'Just too many choices.'