Patriotic Pubgoer Gifts

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

City Boy.

Best Before 5th Pint.

"I think we may be related!"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'I know it's gassy...'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"What other tricks does he need?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

"Whoa! Was that today?"

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

His & hers towels.

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

Professional woman in pub

Dog Bar with Toilets.

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics