Patriotic Pubgoer Gifts

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

City Boy.

Best Before 5th Pint.

'I know it's gassy...'

"I think we may be related!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Men's fragrances...

"What other tricks does he need?"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"Whoa! Was that today?"

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

Professional woman in pub

"You lack spontaniety."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Dog Bar with Toilets.

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'