Pub Loyalist Gifts

'That's what I like about him, he always pays his round.'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

Best Before 5th Pint.

"I think we may be related!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Men's fragrances...

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Surreal ale

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'The Saxon King' pub

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

His & hers towels.

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"You lack spontaniety."

"Whoa! Was that today?"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Professional woman in pub

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'