Punk Rock Loyalist Gifts

"They've got no talent...he sings off key...they've got no rhythm...they look like slobs...I'd say you've got a huge hit on your hands!"

Punk Reindeer

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Which one's mine?"

"I'm putting you on country music."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Original punks go to reunion

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

'Rock and roll's so middle class nowadays.'

Ball and Chain

Replica Football Merchandise

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

'Look, Dad - A punker!'

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

"How much do you want off the top?"

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

Bad Dog