Punk Rock Aficionado Gifts

Iggy Pop

Pierced, tattooed beautician with spiked hair brings out woman's beauty.

Poly Styrene and Osama bin Laden, RIP

The Piercing Parlor: Free lightning rods with nose rings.

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Boy racer with huge sound system

EWE 2.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Elvis Presley

'Man, times have changed.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Punk Reindeer

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

Punkins

"Nice haircut."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Punkins

Nick Cave

'Punk Rock?'

"Which one's mine?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Nick Cave

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."