Punk Rock Enthusiast Gifts

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

'Look, Dad - A punker!'

"-and to think THAT was once our little bundle of joy!"

"I guess I was hoping Anarchy in the USA would be a lot more fun than this."

'So why do you want to be a filing clerk?'

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Last Street Musician for 500 Miles...

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

'You'll have to come up with something new, nobody notices you anymore.'

The Stranglers

Punk Roman

"I'm Punk Punzel! My sister Ra does this 'Let-Your-Hair-Down' thing. She lives over there!"

"I didn't fight in the Punk Rock Wars so you could grow up to be a fine upstanding member of society!"

Cognitive dissonance

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

Punk Birthday

Shane MacGowan.

"Everything's so easy for you, Mr. Perfect."

Patti Smith

Jesus meets the 'Little Drummer Boy' again later in life...

Original punks go to reunion

Pretty Vacant

Punkins

Conductor in prompt box.

"Quack." "Quack." "Oi."

Bad Dog

Deep Down

The First Generation X President?

The First Generation X President?

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Elvis Presley