Punk Rock Enthusiast Mugs

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

'Look, Dad - A punker!'

"-and to think THAT was once our little bundle of joy!"

'So why do you want to be a filing clerk?'

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Last Street Musician for 500 Miles...

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

'You'll have to come up with something new, nobody notices you anymore.'

Punk Roman

"I'm Punk Punzel! My sister Ra does this 'Let-Your-Hair-Down' thing. She lives over there!"

Cognitive dissonance

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

Punk Birthday

"Everything's so easy for you, Mr. Perfect."

Jesus meets the 'Little Drummer Boy' again later in life...

Original punks go to reunion

Conductor in prompt box.

"Quack." "Quack." "Oi."

Bad Dog

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Punk Reindeer

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Punkins

"Nice haircut."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

"Which one's mine?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."