Punk Rock Enthusiasts Mugs

'Relax, Ted, it's only a phase!'

Punk walking a dog, lead is attached to his own dog collar.

"I have a piece of broccoli stuck in my teeth? How embarrassing!"

Contemporary Nostalgia

Punk rock Boris Johnson and the Queen

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Elvis Presley

Punk Reindeer

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Nice haircut."

Punkins

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'Punk Rock?'

Punkins

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Which one's mine?"

"I'm putting you on country music."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Disease-y Top

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).