Punk Rock Enthusiasts Pillows

'Relax, Ted, it's only a phase!'

Punk walking a dog, lead is attached to his own dog collar.

"I have a piece of broccoli stuck in my teeth? How embarrassing!"

Punk rock Boris Johnson and the Queen

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Punk Reindeer

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Nice haircut."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Punkins

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'Punk Rock?'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Which one's mine?"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I'm putting you on country music."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Disease-y Top

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Australian punk

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'