Punk Rock Fan Pillows

Punktuation Marks.

"MY flashy red sports car was stolen by the punk I used to be."

Deep Down

Anarchist rebel teenager has eaten all his advent calender chocolates (isn't he naughty).

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Valley girl mothers.

"Wassamatter, never seen a bloke wiv a ponytail before?"

Russian punk band detainees denied parole.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Elvis Presley

Punk Reindeer

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Punkins

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Nice haircut."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Which one's mine?"

Punkins

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'Punk Rock?'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I'm putting you on country music."

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.