Punk Fan Pillows

'In my opinion your blurred vision is caused by the axe in your head. But you may want a second opinion.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Nice haircut."

Punkins

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"Which one's mine?"

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Punk Rock?'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Disease-y Top

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Cybergoth.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Australian punk

Lou Reed

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Original punks go to reunion

Chippunks

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."