Punk Lovers Pillows

"He had himself pierced once too often."

'Oh, it's you.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Punkins

"Nice haircut."

"Which one's mine?"

'Punk Rock?'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Disease-y Top

Cybergoth.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Australian punk

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Lou Reed

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

Punk Angel

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Hedgehog/Punk Romance

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

William Hague as a punk.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"