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"He had himself pierced once too often."

'Oh, it's you.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

"Nice haircut."

Punkins

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Punk Rock?'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"Which one's mine?"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Disease-y Top

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Cybergoth.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Ian Dury

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Lou Reed

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Australian punk

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Punk Angel

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

William Hague as a punk.