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'Relax, Ted, it's only a phase!'

'These braces won't stand out too much, will they?'

Anti-social Sciences

'Where did we go wrong...?'

'Like them? They mean, we're engaged to be engaged!'

Daily life

"It's just a phase he's going through, you'll see."

"You were always a rebel, Vinnie..!"

Second-to-last of the Mohicans...

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

Cash Point - Pin Number?

"Where did we go wrong?"

'Dogs Home is it, mate?'

Man with body piercings using WD40 as deodorant.

Kids today.

"Wasn't that Cole Porter's motto?"

'You know what I couldn't stand about the army, you all go to dress the same.'

"You've been to one of those punk-rock places again, haven't you?"

Disease-y Top

A man with a nose ring walking his dog

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Punkins

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Nice haircut."

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'Punk Rock?'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Which one's mine?"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"